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Aneliment on Friday, October 12, 2007 8:27:53 AM
One of the worlds wealthiest communist billionaire George Soroes vows to finance a rapid end to the War On Terror. Stating that our Troops lack what they need to bring this war to a rapid conclusion ,he made good on his promise and delivered to the Pentagon multiple truckloads of bodyarmor ,enough he claims to outfit all of our troops overseas.
A Pentagon spokesperson stated yesterday that they would distribute the vests to the Troops post haste providing they meet or exceed military standards testing. " We are as anxious as all of you to provide our Troops with the new vests ,but at this point in time we can not verify the limitations of the new technology ,which at first glance apeers to be nothing more than a bright orange fishnet material that glows in the dark ,very similar to what you would expect so see a road construction crew wearing at night. Also it apeers that the factory may have made a mistake in the production of the vests ,because they included a red,white,and blue bullseye on the mid back region of every unit."
Soroes also presented to the Pentagon a prototype Green Friendly tank. The designers of the tank claim that it can travel at twice the speed of existing equipment ,and can travel over 100 miles on a bucket of sand. A Pentagon spokesperson stated " as with the vests ,we are currently testing the tanks limitations. Although the unit is very fast it seems to derive its speed from the fact that it is almost entirely constructed from some type of ultra lightweight plywood ,which somehow contains a totally magnetic quality which could pose some serious problems on the battle field. We will continue testing the vehicle once we remount the guns which were inadvertently delivered facing backwards.
Soroes could not be reached for comment ,media experts claim that he has been avoiding the press over the recent aligations that he may have filed many errors on his last tax return ,one of which was claiming The Clintons as dependant children.
Aneliment Press Publication/ APP